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Feb 6, 2014
It's one of the !$%*!$%*! if not THE !$%*!$%*! things one human can do to another.
 
 
Feb 6, 2014
You mean we dont get to see PHB interview the new guy? Or Catbert break him in? Last week, Scott, you miss out on showing us how the company screws over the terrorists and now this. You're missing some good Dilberts here.
 
 
Feb 6, 2014
Tips for working with Alice:
1.) Never make eye contact with Alice. Use Asok as a physical buffer whenever possible.
2.) Work in Alice's general vicinity only when completely unavoidable and always have an escape plan.
3.) If you're told in advance that you'll be working with Alice, call in sick that day.
 
 
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Feb 6, 2014
The squirrels aren't working any more?
 
 
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Feb 6, 2014
@meherab When Alice angry, Hulk get the heck outta Dodge!
 
 
 
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