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Feb 6, 2014
That eye twitch does not bode well. Dilbert better continue the cube tour, at a brisk trot. Or maybe go home early and let the new guy deal with Alice.
Sort of like the scene in Spartacus. Paraphrased, "I don't know you and I don't want to know you because eventually I'll need to throw you under a bus. Or worse send you to request a favor of Alice."
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Feb 6, 2014
Lead, follow or move out of the way.

If the new guy is clever (e.g. like Asok), he has all the information he needs not run her nerves. If not (e.g. Ted), he will have earned whatever he may get.
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Feb 6, 2014
That's the THIRD thing.
Feb 6, 2014
Reminds me of a song of Chris Cornell. "I only love you when I'm down" (... one thing for you to keep in mind, I'm down all the time.)
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Feb 6, 2014
When Hulk angry, Hulk SMASH!
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