I love how from time to time dear Scott pulls one on the readers. The bait is so obvious, yet there is always a bunch who will bite and rage. "I will go do gay things" come on, people.
Special mention for the sad few wo apparently are the voice of the Great Majority (they always are, they always will ennounce their biases as "we, the people"). Sorry to break it to you, fundies, but the Great Majority does not actually care, never has and never will aside for a "hey, guess who is gay, yay/eww" moment of gossiping. Some people are gay, most gays are people, deal with it.
Finally, do you get that, being the characters who they all, they all could be gay and it would not matter? The have no amorous or social life anyway!
Ah, Scott... It might have been better to set up a pro-jihad character. Office humor and the constant daily irrational arguments in regards to religion, sex or government make for extreme hypersensitivity and few, if any laughs.