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+105 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 11, 2014
I like where Wally is going with this...
 
 
+42 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 11, 2014
No one has offered me money for company secrets.

But then, this company doesn't have any secrets worth selling.
 
 
-64 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 11, 2014
Why does this reminds me of Snowden?

The answer would be:
Start a crawler on the company network in order to maximize the amount of information to be sold. Make sure you keep copies in case you could resell it to another party. Move to Elbonia in case you are caught.
 
 
+51 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 11, 2014
The PHB is being delusional to think his lame company has any secrets worth acquiring. Only the Elbonians would be stupid enough to try and offer bribes to the employees, and they would no doubt offer mud in a manila envelope.
 
 
+145 Rank Up Rank Down
Feb 11, 2014
To be fair, the question was: "what should you do?", not: "what do you do?"
 
 
 
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