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Feb 15, 2014
Vladmir Putin seems like the type that would study Dogbert's ways carefully.
 
 
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Feb 15, 2014
@Rickapolis: You can take it from the Palestinian industry of lies. They use it abundantly there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2517532/Yasser-Arafat-autopsy-reveals-died-natural-causes-NOT-polonium-poisoning.html
 
 
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Feb 15, 2014
You can always count on Dogbert for sound advice.
 
 
Feb 15, 2014
I've been wondering where to get some fresh polonium. I'll sign up for that training class next time.
 
 
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Feb 15, 2014
> The last thing Alice's colleagues need is more ways for her to kill them.

Alice would never resort to something like Polonium; the Fist of Death (TM) is infinitely more satisfying with the tactile feedback on impact.
 
 
 
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