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Feb 18, 2014
Sleep smarter, not harder, PHB!
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Feb 18, 2014
The old quantity vs. quality issue.
The boss sleeping and half awake may well be better for the company than having him alert.
Feb 18, 2014
I wonder what's going on. I normally sleep like a rock and get 6 hours, but this morning I was restless and had to get up at 4AM, so I'm with you, R3sistance....
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Feb 18, 2014
A person in a reactionary state, a state of confusion, or sleep deprivation will likely be making decisions based on instinct. A boss's instinct to the question of a raise would be "No." However, if she asked "Can I have a 1000% raise OR a one thousand one hundred % raise," perhaps the PHB would react on instinct and think "100% is lower, I'll give her that one." WIN!
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Feb 18, 2014

Well, that would explain the current state of the US legislature...
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