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Feb 19, 2014

I always thought of the cube farm as the first circle of heck. In purgatory there is at least some hope of escape.
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Feb 19, 2014
Wally's coffeepot quid pro quo is brilliant....
Feb 19, 2014
Dilbert, do you REALLY want to live forever? PHB and his idiocy aside, look around. Is THIS what you want to come back to? If I had my wife with me at least it would be fun, but the never-ending stupidity is a bit too much for me. Now if there was a ban on any politician doing it, that would be another story.
Feb 19, 2014
The problem is that once engineers make cryogenics a real possibility, they'll all have the same idea:

But in the meantime: "Sir, the apocalypse IS coming. When it passes, the people will need true leadership in order to rebuild society... So, um, yeah, if you could just step into this chamber..."
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Feb 19, 2014
points for wally
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