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Feb 21, 2014
got to love Dogbert
 
 
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Feb 21, 2014
You just got to love Dogbert's sadistic side.
 
 
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Feb 20, 2014
Why would robots choose to make humans pets? They're filthy, leave a mess everywhere they go and are so stupid they need to be reminded to breathe periodically.
Dogs are a superior servant race. Just give them thumbs and they can handle things.
 
 
Feb 20, 2014
@dorkbert
I meant that the status of humans after the singularity/post-human/trans-human
would be that of pets to the new dominant life-form, the machines.They would have
to feed us on something, so why not tasty, finger-licking W*lt D*sn*y chunks?
But I like your idea too!
 
 
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Feb 20, 2014
Dogbert should be the one to test this thing first so Dilbert will know if it needs any tweaks....
 
 
 
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