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Feb 24, 2014
Carol is giving him some extra protein to what, bulk him up?
Feb 24, 2014
@Thirtyseven: They are only homeopathic if there isn't a single molecule of the spider egg in the coffee.
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Feb 24, 2014
Spider eggs do not sound very effective. If I remember correctly, Alice should have some polonium lying around from a workshop she participated in recently. Surely, she would have no objection to helping Carol out.
Feb 24, 2014
I can see the new name for PHB; HMS. Handlebar Mustachioed Stranger. I bet that the ladies will love it.
Feb 24, 2014
@rooby9: It's no management expert idea. This is what happens when you watch too many episodes of 'Undercover Boss'.

Only instead of experiencing heartwarming moments of seeing your employees as real people with dreams, aspirations, and challenges, you learn that you are surrounded by homeopathic killers.

Or was it 'sociopathic'? I get those confused. Spider eggs. Those are homeopathic, right?
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