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Feb 26, 2014
well, it doesn't appear that they're shipping bricks (yet.)
Feb 26, 2014
if the customer is happy, you'll never meet the support sales targets
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Feb 25, 2014
@Hamjudo: "but the bulk of those million units won't sell to consumers."
DHB doesn't care- he's just "stuffing the channel" to get the quarterly numbers up for bone-us time!
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Feb 25, 2014
The only winners in this scenario, repeated endlessly (as demonstrated by many of the blogs on this cartoon), are the guys that do the shipping. They're always happy - they're not responsible for the quality of the product being shipped, they just need to get it to where it's supposed to be going. Only downside for them is if products from a company start blowing up or catching fire during shipment. On the other hand, the Elbonians aren't even that particular....
Feb 25, 2014

As a former Philip Morris customer, I beg to differ.
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