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Feb 26, 2014
@geness The closest for me was when my psycho boss told me to 'reacquaint yourself' with an obscure software program and lead the discussion for a 10:30 meeting. I looked at my watch - it was 10:27.
Feb 26, 2014
Well, that's one way to get shy people to quit without asking for severance packages.
Feb 26, 2014

can't say I have ever had that one, no. I don't give very many presentation but when I do, I usually just toss some slides together and blag it on the day. Who cares if the people in viewing know more than you? What does that really mean in the long run... there will always be somebody who knows more than you on a certain subject, don't let that restrain you else you won't progress.
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Feb 26, 2014
Poor Ted.. He's the "Kenny" of Dilbert... "hey.. you killed Ted.. You BAST....'s!"
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Feb 26, 2014
Isn't it THAT Ted, who was recently killed by PHB's drone? Or who was fired? Or who was !$%*!$%* or attacked by Alice? Poor Ted ...
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