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Mar 6, 2014
Good morning all;

Yes, something to benefit humankind did come out of this. The forks in PHBs back uncovered and demonstrated a new area for acupuncture to relieve sciatica. Best to all.

Mar 6, 2014
Someone should tell PHU (Pointy Haired Underling) that things often go up before they come crashing back down. This includes stocks.
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Mar 6, 2014

All underlings are equal, but some are more equal than others.
Mar 6, 2014
So, if all underlings are equal, why is the CEO asking this one? Did it volunteer?
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Mar 6, 2014
He probably just "me tooed" when everyone else did it. Still, with the pressure off from not needing to fake empathy, he can go with his impulses. And the forks might have loosened his chakras a little as well.
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