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Mar 10, 2014
The key to satisfaction is lower expectations.
Mar 10, 2014
Stupid engineer! ;)
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Mar 10, 2014
You might have trouble getting Serenity as Malcolm would undoubtedly have something to say about that .
Mar 10, 2014
All people are irrational, irrational people can be made to believe in anything and nothing shows this to be more true than snake oil salesmen and faith "healers". The greatest defenses we have against our own irrationality is skepticism and critical thinking... a lot of people have neither.
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Mar 10, 2014
Dilbert has achieved hard-won wisdom. He now knows it's not him, it's the rest of the universe.
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