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Mar 11, 2014
I'm too lazy to lookup the strip, but Wally has acknowledged before not knowing how to make coffee. He came into work on his vacation for coffee and that was the explanation...
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Mar 11, 2014
Fallow up questions? I don’t want to ask so I assert this.
He’s just using misdirection; work is the last place anyone unfortunate enough to need Wally would ever look for him.
Mar 11, 2014
Dear Dilbert Creators - You are spying on my office! On a daily basis you describe my boss and his complete lack of judgement and intelligence! If you need new material, let me know!
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Mar 11, 2014
Making your own coffee can be exhausting...
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Mar 11, 2014
He probably only drinks it at work because it's free. If he drank it at home, he'd have to pay for it, and it would interrupt his sleep. At work, it keeps him alert to wander around and avoid work. At most companies, sleeping on the job is a firing offense, being lazy isn't.
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