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Mar 16, 2014
Mark David Chapman: Death is what happens when you're not paying attention to your surroundings.
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Mar 16, 2014
A-B might resolve this.

Make a sign of the product in orange. It must be made of wood, not cardboard.

Ask PHB to be in the commercial to inspire with his leadership. Explain that A-B have shown that people like the orange color.

Then ask Alice to continuously hit PHB with the orange sign until he stops babbling nonsense all this while you film.

Name the title of the video: Crushing the Orange Boss.

That will go viral in no time.
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Mar 16, 2014
Asok could still save this. Put in a picture of the product as a subliminal flash. He and Dilbert can show documentation that subliminals work. One study at least. Any new orders can be credited to the video.
Mar 16, 2014
John Lennon: Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans
Mar 16, 2014
In the second last panel, we see the PHB has inspired passion in Dilbert.

Dilbert is now certain to succeed... and it's all thanks to the PHB's leadership.
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