posting such a sentence shows that you have made several rewrites, so it is most appreciated that you take the time to get your message accross and one unneccessary word won't make a difference in my eyes.
Ads like that mean you are not being tracked successfully. Unless you've been visiting homeopathic sites a lot. A little Adbolck will clear them up.
As to getting a grammatical sentence; welcome to the club. Even more than UTC handling, I want an edit function for my comments.
I would also think that a page as technically savvy as Scott Adams' would not be showing adverts like from quacks, such as "No. 1 worst food for weight gain" and "One weird food that kills blood pressure."