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Mar 24, 2014
Whenever feeling trapped, just yell "Need Coffee" and run away.
Unless, of course, you are already holding a full cup of coffee. Then you're trapped.
However I'm glad to see that Dilbert is disposing of it as quickly as possible, preparing for his escape.
Asok, watch and learn!
 
 
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Mar 24, 2014
@BritTim
The Alice way of getting roasted.
 
 
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Mar 24, 2014
What's he talking about?

Asok in Indian means *spud*.
 
 
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Mar 24, 2014
@ nelkins
I've shot people for doing that. A rubber band, but I made my point.
 
 
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Mar 24, 2014
Just tell him that Alice has a special interest in potatoes and point him in her direction. I suspect that would lead to a *permanent* fix for this particular problem.
 
 
 
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