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Apr 8, 2014
Funny thing is, that would be sort of my dream job.
I don´t suffer from travel fatigue and sleep like a baby on planes.
Mar 27, 2014
@sweetnsilly, the things best preserved in alcohol are already dead. He's working on it, but not quite there yet.

@High Priest Mikhal, my experience of this is a bit different. During the second-worst period of my professional life, my boss took us out on Fridays, and fed us two pints of cider before lunch.
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Mar 26, 2014
The marketing guys hit the liquor too, but you never see them in this state.
Mar 26, 2014
Anyone who works in a corporate environment who says they've never been tempted to drink is a dirty, rotten liar. Cubicles, meetings, coworkers, mangers--argh! I need a drink!!
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Mar 26, 2014
OMG. Can I give this one 6 stars. So funny.
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