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Mar 27, 2014
Just because your personal life is a shambles, doesn't mean you are not capable of handling a business. It just means you're not up to the level of Dilbert (never had a life to begin with) or Wally (doesn't care anymore). There's still time to make it to the Forbes Centerfold Of The Year..
 
 
+97 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 27, 2014
Arrange a projector and some coffee, Dilbert. I have no doubt that you will get a highly professional powerpoint presentation that has zero relevance to your company.
 
 
+32 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 27, 2014
He IS a consultant.
He consults people about his work life.
 
 
+18 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 27, 2014
I'm not sure what's the use of this strip after yesterday's. The irony of the consultant's existence was already pretty obvious.
 
 
+40 Rank Up Rank Down
Mar 27, 2014
I'd rather have donuts.
 
 
 
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