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Mar 28, 2014
if you have something bed to say about scott dont get on the website okay gees
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Mar 28, 2014
The same strip 3 days in a row... guess Scott has other things on his mind...
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Mar 28, 2014
Quick way to get rig of the consultant.
A flame.
His body is mostly alcohol, so light a match anywhere near him and he will go up in a blue flame.
Will probably come as a relief to him as well.
Mar 28, 2014
to con to insult = to consult
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Mar 28, 2014
This would be funnier if he actually used some consultant jargon rather than just talking about his own health everyday.

BTW, it looks like Wally and Alice bailed at the first sign of difficulty. Probably not certified in CPR.
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