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Apr 10, 2014
C as in ceiling level. Aka, the equivalent of a penthouse if it where an apartment building.
Apr 10, 2014
This is a trick of the CEO to see how PHB will handle the situation. The shoe polish on Catbert will tell the tale.
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Apr 10, 2014
Only the "C" level suite? What's in the "A" level or the "B" level? Once the PHB gets in his new office Dilbert, et. al, should weld the door shut so they won't have to be exposed to any more management gibberish/jargon from him. They might also throw Roboshark in there with him, so the PHB can get some much needed excercise while he's trying to escape the shark....
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Apr 10, 2014
Husband: I won the lottery! Pack your bags!
Wife: Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?
Husband: I don't care, just get the f$&* out!
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Apr 10, 2014
Good day to all;

Maybe it will be robobert. Robobert can work 24/7, needs just a few watts and a can of premium lube oil to operate. But, if robobert acquires and uploads some software programs that mimic meatbag's emotions, all expectations change. Have a joyful day.

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