Does not understand the idea until Dilbert explains it 17 times [Scoff: check!] When finally understanding the idea, recognizes that it is brilliant [Claims credit: check!] Needs an implementation before bonus time [Doubles workload: check!!!] Lesson: keep your good ideas to yourself.
*Sigh* Welcome to my world. I really wish it was so funny. If the PHB ever uses his idea, Dilbert will have to thank and congratulate him for it. Pretty much the only thanks I ever receive is "No thanks!"
what about the idea that is contorted, misconstrued, exaggerated and reshaped to the point that the PHB assigns some tasks that've been on his plate for ages but he can't do it, and doesn't want to hire anyone that's skilled and/or qualified to actually get it done