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Apr 24, 2014
Go to a Mafia funeral dressed as a clown and they will bury you alive right on top of the guy they were mourning in the first place. BTW, Dilbert seem to have stumbled on a new linguistic device designed to win friends and influence others: guessing....
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
My friend says I am a clown. :O
 
 
Apr 24, 2014
It's better than going to funerals naked, right?
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
If he really wanted to keep things light at a funeral, he'd dress as the Grim Reaper and carry a clipboard while looking over the mourners and taking notes.
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
Dilbert must have read:
"How to make enemies and alienate people."
 
 
 
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