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Apr 24, 2014
Notice how he denied "saying that", but he never denied doing it...
 
 
Apr 24, 2014
Goodness, is Dilbert trying to become the next PHB? Or in his case, BHB (bumpy head boss)?
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
To remember what people told you, you have to care about what they said in the first place. Since to Dilbert anything but technical details is mindless babble in a foreign language, he has got a major problem with Lesson 2 here.
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
But if people think you care, they will start talking about the inane tripe that they think is so important.

I want the opposite level of perception so they don't tell me all the details of their weekend looking after their goats on their farm.
 
 
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Apr 24, 2014
Yes. The same way people like those who are honest and tell them what they really think.
Just remember to use the 'what they want to hear' filter.
 
 
 
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