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Apr 26, 2014
Is there a flush app on his tablet, do you think?
 
 
Apr 26, 2014
"I only try to remember things that might be important."

Dilbert thinks that he's being clever here, tragicomically oblivious to the fact that he just activated the mental cash register of every mountebank, golddigger, and other sundry con-artists in a five-mile radius.
 
 
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Apr 26, 2014
So much information, so little brain cells. Must optimize.
 
 
Apr 26, 2014
"Yeah I remember you! Hey I was going to email you something but I don't think I have your email right. Can you say it again?"
 
 
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Apr 26, 2014
At least, now he realizes he should say "My name is...." rather than "I'm..."
 
 
 
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