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May 1, 2014
Lately I've noticed that people preface phone calls by saying "I have two questions". Wonderful. Now I have to sort through their blathering, knowing there will be further torture. Today is Thursday and my give-a-cr@p level is 20%.
 
 
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May 1, 2014
When I wrote Root Cause Analysis papers for Executives with MBA's, I was told to write them at a 9th Grade Reading Level.
 
 
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May 1, 2014
Sorry, is OOGAH!

And don't forget the pictures of kittens.

http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2011-09-01/
 
 
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May 1, 2014
You forgot the "UNGA" at the end. Without the "UNGA" is just bad manners.
 
 
May 1, 2014
@Warlord
As stated by Orwell himself, it is now "... two legs - better."
 
 
 
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