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May 5, 2014
The line that always seems to work for me when I'm doing nothing is "I haven't finished yet, but I'll take care of it now." That not only takes the pressure off for the moment, but tells whoever is asking to go away so I can wrap up whatever it is they want.
 
 
May 2, 2014
"I'm 99% done" was my favorite report. What ever I happened to be doing when psycho boss came into my cubicle was that last 1%.
 
 
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May 2, 2014
Let's face it, Wally has all kinds of motivation to do nothing, right?
 
 
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May 2, 2014
As long as there's plenty of fresh, hot coffee, of course everything's going great. I mean, what's not to like in that scenario?
 
 
May 2, 2014
Luckily only one person knew that “everything” can take multiple meanings.
 
 
 
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