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May 13, 2014
take the vacation, and work twice as hard afterwards to catch up.
May 12, 2014
> Next week??? We have to ask months in advance!

... and still be forced to cancel because busting your ass to get work done gave the manglers the delusion that they can pull the schedule in by a few more quarters.
May 12, 2014
Just tell PHB that you've already been working twice as hard for the last two weeks.
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May 12, 2014
If your "work" involves something so abstruse no one else in the office, including your boss, understands it, get him to approve working at home so you can start and stop your vacations at will. No one will have the slightest idea what is going on - whaitaminnit, this is a Wally ploy...can't even believe I came up with this, and I haven't even had my morning coffee yet....
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May 12, 2014
I'm not sure what the issue is, Dilbert should just be thankful to have a job.
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