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May 12, 2014
phb is feeling sharp this morining
 
 
+39 Rank Up Rank Down
May 12, 2014
Next week??? We have to ask months in advance!
 
 
+108 Rank Up Rank Down
May 12, 2014
Engineers know that a vacation is simply work deferral, not an actual reduction in work.
 
 
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May 12, 2014
I don't see Dilbert's problem. The PHB has no idea how hard any of the serfs work anyway. Hand him a progress report on Friday afternoon, assuming he bothers to show up, and go on vacation feeling victorious and virtuous.
 
 
May 12, 2014
Pfft, this is easy, say yes and then work half as hard. When you get questioned when you are back, say you will work twice as hard you did that week, this week. Back to work at your normal level.
 
 
 
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