Dogbert actually does more than that. In his spare time he runs scam services, is responsible for 99% of all spam, sets up puppet governments, and milks money off Dilbert's company through fraudulent consultant services and insider trading.
(And yes, these are all references to past Dilbert comics featuring Dogbert.)
BYOD (bring your own device) will be a disaster for employees. Soon, you 'll see classifieds like "Candidate must have a smartphone with X operating system and the following specs". BYOD will be a joy for PHBs who want to show off their latest shiny gadget, but for workers who will essentially have to bear the cost of mobile IT equipment and mobile equipment upgrades, it will be hell.