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May 26, 2014
Then they certainly are not using an i-phone, aka - Childs Texting Toy.
May 26, 2014

Dogbert actually does more than that. In his spare time he runs scam services, is responsible for 99% of all spam, sets up puppet governments, and milks money off Dilbert's company through fraudulent consultant services and insider trading.

(And yes, these are all references to past Dilbert comics featuring Dogbert.)
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May 26, 2014
The company I used to work for had considered BYOD to replace their phone system. Basically, it was making the employees pay their phone bill.
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May 26, 2014
BYOD (bring your own device) will be a disaster for employees. Soon, you 'll see classifieds like "Candidate must have a smartphone with X operating system and the following specs". BYOD will be a joy for PHBs who want to show off their latest shiny gadget, but for workers who will essentially have to bear the cost of mobile IT equipment and mobile equipment upgrades, it will be hell.
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May 26, 2014
"That's like stealing from the company" says PHB who isn't working at all.
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