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Jun 6, 2014
Puny Leader...
Jun 2, 2014
But how has Dilbert done with Alice? Isn't that the REAL question?
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Jun 2, 2014
The natural order of things is that management gets bonuses for keeping salaries low. As twisted as that is, that's how corporations function.
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Jun 2, 2014
PHB seems to be talking normally, which may get him pounded within an inch of his life when Dilbert goes into a major attitude adjustment mode......wonder what the PHB will do with all his free time hiding out in Elbonia..
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Jun 2, 2014
I dunno about that giving employees a share in the company thing...

Years ago, I worked for a hospital chain that made a big deal about giving the employees a share in the company, we all got "Ask me, I'm the owner" buttons...

Later on, after the defined benefit retirement plan was wiped out (because now we had stock!), we found out that our part of the plan owned only 15% of the company.

It turned out it was just a way for the major stockholders to solidify their hold on the company and cut retirement costs. Retirement was gone, to be replaced by the now-ubiquitous 401(K), which always seemed to lose money, no matter which way the market went.
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