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Jun 8, 2014
Wally again combines enjoyment (his) with education (a co-worker's).
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Jun 8, 2014
He could also become:
- Unlicensed pharmacist.
- Previously owned merchandise dealer.
- Unwilling donation manager.

But I would recommend a degree in puppetry and ventriloquism. So he can become the next CEO. Add some teleprompter reading, and he can become the next president.
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Jun 8, 2014
I think the kid could do better for himself in the self-employed felon category. Car theft to order is booming. Smuggling of all sorts is profitable and with the exception of drugs has a low catch rate. Very independent chemists got a new lease on popularity thanks to recent publicity.
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Jun 8, 2014
The kid needs to be more specific What kind of criminal? Will he be a government sponsored one or an independent. Will he be a politician a liar (sorry lawyer), a bankster, a grossly over-payed CEO. do creative accounting, work on cattle management (sorry, human resources) or just work in marketing.
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Jun 8, 2014
There are several openings for career criminals in Dilbert's company but, to do it right,, you really need to enter politics.
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