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Jun 10, 2014
@DirtKing239 Do you feel that you exorcised the demons adequately or do you still feel the urge to watch those painful La Quita TV ads?
 
 
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Jun 10, 2014
@DirtKing239

Yes, but to do all that you need to "grab the low-hanging fruit."
 
 
Jun 10, 2014
I'm just "thinking out side the box" on this, but unless we can "give 110%" and turn this into a "win-win situation," we're going to "drop the ball." Everyone needs to "rally together" so that we can "push the envelope" and "get a leg up" on our competitors. "Going forward" we need "seamless integration" "across the board" so that we can "maximize potential" and be a "market leader."

I just wanted to "streamline" a few of MY sayings to motivate everyone to be a "go-getter" today.
 
 
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Jun 10, 2014
It is what it is...
 
 
Jun 10, 2014
Speaking in cliches = a sure sign of dumbness. Except for all my bosses who didn't have time for originality because they were too focused on "leading their troops," "onward and upward" to "being the best 'YOU'," by "maximizing synergistic capacity." Today, thanks to them, I'm the best 'ME' I can be. <sniff>
 
 
 
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