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Jun 13, 2014


Gut Bacteria transforms dark chocolate in the gut, it's actually beneficial to the heart, at least in small !$%*!$%*!$% There are other claims of health benefits for dark chocolate but I am not going to look them up, takes too much time. Like anything tho, 3 pounds of dark chocolate is easily excessive and probably would still produce more decremental health effects than good effects.
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Jun 13, 2014

A friend of mine wound up in the ER. They asked him if he'd eaten anything. "Just some chocolate truffles my wife made, while I was working."
How much did she make? "Five pounds."
How many did you eat? "All of them."
Jun 13, 2014

Please don't make the PHB smart! That would ruin the delicate comic balance of the Dilbert universe!
Jun 13, 2014
3 pounds each hour may make the PHB a decent boss, at the cost of his health, maybe even shortening his lifespan.
So, no downsides then.
Jun 13, 2014
R3sistance: link please.

bswargo et al: that's not how Dilbert's tie works; failure to straighten it is the normal failure condition; it straightens after rare successful events; I'm sure that someone will provide the link presently.
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