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Jul 2, 2014
Good questions, however the kid is too young to answer them.

Do you like exactly the same food you liked when you where a kid? If so, congratulations you are a boring person. But if you are like most people, the answer is no. The reason is that you have change.

Dilbert advice (for once) is right on more than one level. Except that two idiots decided his fate. Young Dilbert of the past and PHB.
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Jul 2, 2014
Give that advice to Chinese Children. As China is loosing historical documents because the people that can read them are dying with no one to replace them. Chinese today learn to use far less characters than in the past.
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Jul 2, 2014
First (real) job is a lot like the dark side of the force; Once you start down the (dark) path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
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Jul 2, 2014
Career advice: a series of questions - do you want to be indoors or outdoors? Would you rather work with your hands or your mind? Do you like words better than pictures? Do you like numbers more than words? There are probably still other questions of this sort, but I'm going to leave them to the rest of you to come up with them....have a great fourth of July folks...khp<><
Jul 2, 2014
This strip gave me a chill realizing that PHB could have progeny. I don't even want to imagine PHK (Pointy Haired Kid), or what he might grow up to be. The world has enough problems without having to deal with THAT!
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