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Jul 5, 2014
Sorry, I didn't realize Cylons evolved from toasters. Maybe, to be sure there is no Cylon takeover in 2114, we should outlaw toasters today.
 
 
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Jul 4, 2014
> "Because it will take me that long to go home to get my toaster."

Cylon embassy in washington has lodged an official protest with the state department regarding the racist tone your comment.
 
 
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Jul 4, 2014
"Because it will take me that long to go home to get my toaster."
 
 
Jul 4, 2014
My first thought was a Slinky. When the Slinky is moving down the stairs, PHB's answer is 'No'. When moving up the stairs the answer is 'Yes'.
 
 
Jul 4, 2014
reminds me of the old joke:
Some day artificial intelligence will be able to put the intelligence of a human in a computer
except for Steven Seagal where a 4 function calculator will be sufficient. (couldn't find the original but that's the just).
 
 
 
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