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Jul 8, 2014
PHB can't pass the Turning test anyways, so does that mean Dilbert's software passes level 2 of the PHB test?
Jul 7, 2014
CEO's Thoughts: Ha ha, Goodbye minion. I can make this pointy-haired fool's job evaporate instantly because he purposefully made his own position obsolete. How wonderful.

PHB's Thoughts: What have I done. It. Must. Die.
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Jul 7, 2014
The only entity that works "smart" in Dilbert's company is Wally, who does no work at all. Pure genius - and he gets paid for it to boot. Even the computers aren't that smart....
Jul 7, 2014
Shouldn't there be a subroutine built in that will point out on a regular basis that all the engineers need raises?
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Jul 7, 2014

That's exactly what I was thinking; PHB is in no danger as long as Compubert(?) can't walk into their cubicles and distract them. Put it on Ro-bert and it will do just that. Tirelessly.
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