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Jul 9, 2014
I wonder what it would be like if Alice discovered non-violence theory (maliciously) or militant Buddhism.
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Jul 9, 2014
And what reminds me this stripe is saying from one of the Terry Pratchett's book from Discworld:

You don't have to be cursed to work here, but it's better...
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Jul 9, 2014
I'm missing Alice's FOD (fist of death) on the third panel ... Because, when she's insane, it could work well ... and PHB can't say a word to it :)
Jul 8, 2014
There are two kinds of people. Those that are insane, and that those that have the rest of us fooled.
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Jul 8, 2014
Good day to all;
Alice, the angry human work zombie, should be grateful. The PHB is being generous. If she did the math, she was only working 14 hours per day. That leaves 10 hours for eating, bathing, sleeping and arising to do it again. By the way, don't let other PHB's read that, as 16 hours per day could become the norm. Now, if Alice were not the alleged "good type" of insane (implied by the PHB), she could find another job. But, like so many of us, she is mired in the swamp of her overly compulsive nature. Wishing all the best.
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