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Jul 16, 2014
every purported pet owner knows that they don't own their pets; their pets own them.
Jul 16, 2014
Are your sure that Dogbert is Dilbert's pet, and not the other way around?
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Jul 15, 2014
Dogbert seems to have overlooked the fact that he is the property of Dilbert.
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Jul 14, 2014
That's what happens when you compound your interest in dog years.
Jul 14, 2014
@khpage Yup, nothing improves the mood like a a new Jag.
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