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Jul 23, 2014
If the CEO himself were truly level-conscious, he wouldn't be talking to Dilbert directly; there would be at least 4 layers of management between him and the drones. I once had a managing director - one of the most pompous, self-important stuffed shirts I have ever had the misfortune to know - institute an "open door" policy, which was great until I actually tried to take advantage of it. The message that came back down the chain was "Don't ever talk to the managing director again." There are not enough adjectives in the thesaurus to describe my execration of corporate culture.
 
 
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Jul 23, 2014
It is possible to be certain about the future.
If someone kicks over a few motorcycles outside a rough bar, then walks in and proceeds to insult everyone, we can all be certain about what the future, all be it a short one, of the person in question.
 
 
+4 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 23, 2014
o.O Scott Adams copied my mashup

^^ what a nice compliment
 
 
-18 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 23, 2014
Correction:
"Yes, Your Majesty."
 
 
+32 Rank Up Rank Down
Jul 23, 2014
Disturbing, on so many levels.
 
 
 
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