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Jul 24, 2014
@ Rickapolis : Alice has done some overtime and finished her project, optimising all human processes as a result : everybody is dead.
Jul 24, 2014
I made my comment about 10:00 this morning. It's now after 5pm. No new comments since then? Where the deuce is everybody?
Jul 24, 2014
I always had a lot in the hopper, but only rarely had the nerve to bring any of them out. Thanks to Alice for her bold leadership.
Jul 24, 2014
Fast, cheap, good -- blame McDonald's for that paradigm shift. Also, how do you measure customers' "delight", PHCEO's?
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Jul 24, 2014

Elsewhere, I've seen that sign that says this:

"Fast, Cheap, Good: You can have any two, but not all three. Your choice."
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