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Jul 25, 2014
Dilbert is being promoted to arm candy.
 
 
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Jul 25, 2014
Dilbert will cheer up when he realizes that his telepresence robot will be attending the banquet in his stead.
 
 
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Jul 25, 2014
The PHB hates the Senior VP because his attempts at being a sycophant when seated next to him last year failed to have the desired effect.
 
 
Jul 25, 2014
Dilbert's fate: "A young woman sitting next to Coolidge at a dinner party confided to him she had bet she could get at least three words of conversation from him. Without looking at her he quietly retorted, 'You lose.'"
 
 
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Jul 25, 2014
It sucks to be a peon.
 
 
 
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