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Aug 10, 2014
@khpage The NSA have already solved that mystery:
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-11-28
 
 
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Aug 9, 2014
Someone needs to tell Asok that the PHB's computer is an etch-a-sketch and can't receive conventional emails - all he really needs to do is look busy at his computer (even if he's surfing the net) and others will assume he's busy - does Wally even do that? That might be all too close to work, I admit - can anyone solve the mystery?
 
 
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Aug 9, 2014
Asok has been reading the books in the break room again. The ones discarded by employees who long since realized they were going nowhere.
 
 
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Aug 9, 2014
The absolute worst thing to do is to social network with your bosses or coworkers. Unless you use that network strictly for work and keep it completely sanitized of any opinion or thought.
 
 
Aug 9, 2014
Isn't asking PHB for help in your career kind of like asking Dracula to look at that shaving cut on your neck?
 
 
 
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