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Aug 13, 2014
And here I was waiting for Wally to strike at Dilbert's vulnerability.
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Aug 13, 2014
When the PHB is away, you can get a whole lot more done without the constant interruptions and meetings about the ever shifting goal posts.

Always time my vacation to be separate from his. That way it's like two vacations.
Aug 13, 2014
Based off of the past couple of strips I can see the killer now....

PHB: We can't give you the budget to redevelop the code, you are just going to have to maintain it and fix what already exists...
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Aug 13, 2014
Thanks, Scott, for this one.

I will add

" I don't know. It's never happened before"

to my collection of Famous Last Words.
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Aug 13, 2014
Dilbert! Go for it! Weaponize that good feeling, and you can really irritate everyone else and have even more fun with it! Make 'em wonder (and don't give them a clue)... and keep up with the groovin' moves - that alone will be enough to throw everyone off, hehe...
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