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Aug 23, 2014
Well, nobody promised me that people had stopped liking depictions of violence.
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Aug 21, 2014
Yes, there was an error in translation. It was supposed to be 72 *Virginians*:

After getting nailed by the Special Forces, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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Aug 21, 2014
When he dies, he should come back as a Ratbert sized version of Wally. Perfection, indeed....
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Aug 21, 2014
I guess I don't being the one who says it ( it's my birthday, screw it ) but, is what Ratbert describing really any crazier than any of the other religious dogmas and cannon?
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Aug 21, 2014
Free food - Food stamps
Busses - Metro Bus
Massages. - Hum, that's a private arrangement.

Sounds like a welfare program.
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